DAP may be Malaysia’s new ‘porn hub’

“I would have been a bit more convinced had the pictures depicted Pandan Member of Parliament (MP) Rafizi Ramli. From what I’m told, that bugger is in the business of buggering his ‘buddy bud buds’ the first ever chance he gets. And we’re talking the thoroughbred kind of gay business here – the kind that goes on in showers, saunas, swimming pools, under the ‘rainbow’ and what have you. If it were Rafizi, yeah, I’d have bought the story”

THE THIRD FORCE

Guess what guys? There’s a new porn star in town.

Here’s introducing to you ‘Lim Gun Beng’ (picture below), a man whose genitals…(gawd, I meant to say initials)…rhymes a lot with Lim Guan Eng, a guy who needs no further introduction. Yes, I’m referring to the DAP’s Secretary General, someone whose gigolo (what the fook is wrong with me?!!…bungalow!!)… became a topic of contention in an alleged land scam deal that was all the news late last year.

As the pictures suggest, Gun Beng is making out with two men – or gays, it seems – in what appears to be a sauna facility of sorts. Just in case you’re not a health freak, a sauna is an enclosed facility that’s typically heated with hot charcoal or electrically powered elements. But judging from these pictures, these guys didn’t need much electricity…they were generating a shitload of it!!

So much, in fact, that it seems to be flowing all the way through WhatsApp and Facebook, right down the ‘cavities’ of Telegram, WeChat and what have you. But if you’re thinking that these pictures were the doing of Barisan Nasional (BN) ‘propagandists’, think again. They were designed to impress upon you that the administration of Dato’ Seri Najib Tun Razak is so desperate, it is out to destroy Guan Eng’s career by whatever means necessary.

Yes, these pictures are part of a false flag operation.

For those of you who don’t know, a false flag operation is a covert operation made to appear as if it was planned and carried out by individuals (or entities) other than those who actually contrived or executed them. In the case of these pictures, they were doctored by the DAP’s own spin specialists before key party personnel got the Red Bean Army (RBA) to flood cyber spheres with them.

The mission?

Simple – to make it appear as if the DAP is that big a threat to BN. Party insiders want you to believe that ‘killing’ Guan Eng would allow the ruling coalition to score points with Chinese voters. The fact is, the DAP is so bankrupt of ideas, it will stoop to any low just to convince you that the Registrar of Societies (RoS) is in cahoots with BN to sabotage the party’s preparations for the coming election (GE14).

Yes, if you actually believe the pictures are the doing of BN, you probably belong to a category of nincompoops who fell for the “phantom voter” crap prior to GE13. Back then, the DAP took snapshots of fake ballot boxes placed next to taxis, before posting something along the lines of “Secret ballots being ferried to voting centres.” And guess what – the DAP insists it was the straight dope to this day!

So what can we expect from this latest stunt?

Well, chances are, Guan Eng will come out in all the usual “glitz and glamour,” open his mouth and spew another truckload of garbage. You’ll probably be treated with the usual dose of “how BN under Najib is the worst in history,” where they just “knock you out through political assassination.” I won’t be surprised if he rips a page off his “Undersea Tunnel Excuses for Dummies” bible and labels the ruling coalition the DAP’s “traditional saboteurs” all over again!!

Seriously, I would have been a bit more convinced had the pictures depicted Pandan Member of Parliament (MP) Rafizi Ramli. From what I’m told, that bugger is in the business of buggering his ‘buddy bud buds’ the first ever chance he gets. And we’re talking the thoroughbred kind of gay business here – the kind that goes on in showers, saunas, swimming pools, under the ‘rainbow’ and what have you. If it were Rafizi, yeah, I’d have bought the story.

But Lim Guan Eng?

I shudder to think that any gay in his right mind would want his lips perched next to the Chief Minister’s. Seriously folks, the kind of shit this guy spewed in Sungai Lembu alone reeks a stench so sordid, it doesn’t seem to want to go away! And let’s not talk about the tunnel, the gigolo (sigh…)…I mean, the bungalow, bla bla bla….

Better luck next time guys!

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