Mohd Shukri Abdull, the MACC and the tunnel freak show

Raggie Jessy Rithaudeen

The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) yesterday displayed yet another round of “intelligence failures” bordering on stupidity when it confirmed that six investigation papers had been opened into the scandalous RM6.3 billion Penang Undersea Tunnel project. Known also as the biggest land-for-kickback fraud scheme the country has ever seen, the project is said to have involved behind-the-counter deals between Lim Guan Eng and the driver of the Special Purpose Vehicle (SPV) awarded the project, Dato’ Zarul Ahmad Mohd Zulkifli, to funnel 10% of the project’s returns into the coffers of Guan Eng’s proxies.

Now, here’s the thing – the MACC was never asked if it had opened investigation papers into the said project. Ask Raja Bomoh, and even he will take time off his busy schedule teaching government officials how to fly cars (hint: just put the damn flying carpet onto the floor compartment of the car lah..) to tell you that the agency launched probes into the case. So basically, everyone who is anyone knows that the MACC conducted probes into the project and has questioned just about everyone there is to question. What we’re more concerned with is the outcome of those probes and the validity of RPK’s claim that the MACC conspired with Attorney-General Tommy Thomas to mark findings “NFA.”

That’s “No Further Action” in agency terms, or, as the layman would have it, “We’re sweeping it under the carpet.” Gandhi would have told you that “the MACC is pouring kurma curry onto the chapati,” while I’m quite sure Donald Trump would have tweeted, “Yeah, they’re doing it again, these guys from the MACC…big big conspiracy…it’s huge…the MACC…they’re dirty, big time dirty!!” Here’s the deal – RPK furnished cut-and-dry proof that the tunnel project was this huge smokescreen Guan Eng billowed from his former office in Komtar to conceal a massive kickback scheme, the greatest the country has seen. All the MACC needs to do now is to confirm whether or not the documents RPK splashed were legit.

It’s really that simple.

But then, simple is a relative term. To me, lifting a 30kg dumbbell when doing bicep curls is chicken feet, since I was, after all, a bodybuilder. But to a dumbbell like Dato’ Seri Mohd Shukri Abdull, trying to figure out what the MACC should and should not do can be this huge undertaking. So huge, it did not dawn upon him that lodging a report with the police over documents RPK leaked was as good as him telling the people that the documents were legit. Seriously, any Tom Dick and Harry can tell you that he did not send his men to the police station to find out if the documents he himself approved were authentic.

See the stupidity?

I mean, would you strip naked in the balai and ask the police officer standing in front of you if you’re male or female? Unless Shukri is a retard or has an IQ below that of Guan Eng, the only thing he got his minions to ask the police is to investigate how RPK got a hold of documents belonging to the MACC. I assure you, that if I were the officer talking to his minions, and if indeed his minions did seek investigations into the authenticity of the said documents, I would have led them to the toilet before whooping their asxes a million times with the tail of an alligator.

So quit with the theatrics, Shukri.

Quit being Mahathir’s “baruah” and start talking. I fail to comprehend why it is so hard to get a simple “yes” or “no” from you. Even I have yet to get a “yes” or “no” from your minions with regards to the report I lodged against Dato’ Ambiga Sreenevasan (REFER LINK BELOW TO FIND OUT WHAT THE REPORT WAS ABOUT). Why, is Ambiga suffering from that bad a case of Laryngitis that she could not tell you what she told Clare Rewcastle Brown? Or has she forgotten the English language completely and can now only recite syllables in cow? If so, why not get her to moo a “yes” or a “no” instead?


You pathetic freaks…



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