THE THIRD FORCE
Lim Kit Siang opened his mouth today.
The minute he did, he began the ramblings of a very old and wrinkled prune regarding how Dato’ Seri Najib Tun Razak had been ‘pronounced’ guilty of the “kleptocratic 1MDB scandal.” Published by Malaysiakini, the DAP de facto chief penned a lengthy note that gave absolute credence to the findings of the ‘people’s court’. According to him, “the maxim that a person is presumed innocent until proven guilty by the court is only applicable in certain contexts.”
So let me get this straight.
Kit Siang feels that should the people’s court find someone guilty, that person may be considered as such given the process of democracy that demands the voice of the majority to be heard. Well and fair. Under the circumstances, the majority of Malaysians who’re Muslim will swear heaven and earth that Malaysia is a fundamentalist Islamic state. Going by the senior Lim’s own words and what Dr Mahathir Mohamad said in 2002, I hereby proclaim that Malaysia is a fundamentalist Islamic State on behalf of all Muslims in Malaysia.
And while I’m at it, I may as well let you know what many a Muslim thinks of Kit Siang himself. The majority believes that the senior Lim is nothing but a closest evangelist who’s bent on Christianising the whole country and the animals in Zoo Negara. I hereby proclaim this to be true and would like to add that the Islamophobic content being dished out by Malaysiakini on a regular basis is indeed the doing of Lim Kit Siang.
And let us not forget the RM6.3 billion Penang Undersea Tunnel project. The court of public opinion has it that the project was nothing but a massive smokescreen billowed from Lim Guan Eng’s office in Komtar to conceal a massive land scam deal. Based on Kit Siang’s words, I proclaim this to be true and would like to add that Guan Eng is the biggest kleptocrat there is in this country.
And last but not least, a verdict by the presiding ‘people’s court’ judge, Justice Kepala Hotak Bapak Hang, read that Lim Kit Siang was paid RM1 billion by Dr Mahathir Mohamad. According to Mr Bapak Hang, the senior Lim was paid the money to earn his silence while Mahathir raped Petronas all over again. I hereby proclaim the verdict to be true on the basis that “the maxim that a person is presumed innocent until proven guilty is only applicable in certain contexts.”
I rest my case.